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Great Quotes:

Alex Baldwin: “I can’t believe you’re out of the game… [snip]… Don’t you miss it?”
Steve Martin: “I do.  That’s why I’m forming a new company.  Here’s the pitch: Windpower, bandwidth, chinese market.”
Alex Baldwin: “Oh god.”
Steve Martin: “Jack, you’re drooling.”

Alex Baldwin: “Lemon, you’re going to go to Gavin’s and you’re going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast. Wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age.”

Alex Baldwin: “Kenneth, I’m very proud of you. Next step, home ownership. Just kidding… the middle class is dying.”

Alex Baldwin: “I couldn’t get your money back and I’m sorry. I feel responsible so I want you to have this…”
Kenneth: “Mr. Donaghy, I can’t take that. What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”

Alex Baldwin: “I thought by now you’d be someplace that U.S. law couldn’t touch you like Bali… or Utah.”

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